"Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy…Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.
That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection-the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. There was still humor, and John and Dave's shenanigans will probably always be epic.From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. It definitely made for some anxious moments and the reader routing for them to make their way back together. John and Dave are thrown into save-the-world situations, again, only this time they get separated and have to work toward the same goals while apart. This was equally good, and it was evident that things clearly had to get worse this time around. Stuff got serious within the first chapter or two.It doesn't take away from the book at all. John Dies At The End, while creepy, and it had it's sad parts, was a lot lighter and more humorous. It made me shudder just reading about them!!!! This sequel was all together creepier, and more serious than it's predecessor. Book.Okay, not really, but the ending, which I won't spoil, was upsetting.So let me tell you, this book was well and truly full of spiders. Even if I did sort of cause it.Įither way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset.
So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering.
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